MLB all-ugly team

[TarHeelHawk]

Nobody beats Captain Caveman Corey, but who would you put on an MLB all-ugly team? I'll get it started.

Julian Tavarez:

Bartolo Colon:

The aforementioned Captain Caveman:

Not to be confused with:

 

[ISUAlum2002]

Oh man.....I can't remember the guy's name...he played for the Pirates a few years back, had long hair, went to the Yankees for a year. Think his name was Craig? Can't remember his last name. He would be on this list for sure.

 

[TarHeelHawk]

Oh man.....I can't remember the guy's name...he played for the Pirates a few years back, had long hair, went to the Yankees for a year. Think his name was Craig? Can't remember his last name. He would be on this list for sure.

Craig Wilson

I don't know if he would merit an all-ugly selection, but he gets bonus points for the mullet.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Quite frankly, it doesn't matter who's wearing them - them old Astros uniforms are fugly...

 

[madcityCY]

Quite frankly, it doesn't matter who's wearing them - them old Astros uniforms are fugly...

not ugly, AWESOME.

 

[jcats322]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Willie McGee.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/179420323_6667bf4c15_m.jpg

 

[Cycofan1]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Willie McGee.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/179420323_6667bf4c15_m.jpg

WOW. (Put a mask on please)

 

[tidbit]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Willie McGee.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/179420323_6667bf4c15_m.jpg

Willie would be the CAPTAIN!!

 

[Cy Hard]

Willie has a World Series ring....

 

[jdoggivjc]

not ugly, AWESOME.

Not awesome - ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS... :no:

 

[LivntheCyLife]

Funny thing is I don't think Craig is the ugliest Wilson to play for the Pirates, check out Jack Wilson:

 

[madcityCY]

It's a good thing we are all beautiful people...

 

[balken]

Funny thing is I don't think Craig is the ugliest Wilson to play for the Pirates, check out Jack Wilson:

Maybe, but on the other side, check out Woodrow. Now there was a handsome Wilson.

 

[cycloneman003]

kosuke is an ugly ****** too...

 

[Clones21]

kosuke is an ugly ****** too...

Ha. he is pretty odd looking. Good hitter tho

 

[psycln11]

Randy Johnson....

 

[jtdoyle1]

Not to hijack this thread... But is Hilary Swank hot?

 

[ICCYFAN]

I think it was in SI recently, namely a quote from Julian Tavarez regarding his "unemployment" and impending offer from the Nationals. It was something along the lines of, "when you're in the bar alone at 2:30am, every 300 pound fatty looks like a ten." I'm sure the Nat's were thrilled with that...

I can't find a good "profile" photo of him, but former Blue Jays pitcher Juan Guzman might find a spot on this squad. My wife used to call him the dinosaur-man...

 

[bostrem00]

I got an older one, Otis Nixon.

 

[isucyfan]

I'll go old school, too: Willie McGee