Meh, F*ck them. They can jump on me all they want, but their 1950s social views and 1980s world views are dead. Let 'em rot.
As for the Nebraska-Punching, I'm thinking I'd just line 'em all up really close together single-file. I'll punch the person in the front of the line as hard as I can, while simultaneously you punch the person at the end as hard as you can in the back of his/her head, and we'll let the domino (dumbino?) effect work its magic.