Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 10-9-2019
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Dandy shares with us his recent dating experiences: Did y'all hear the new thing going around the interwebs called cockfishing? It's like catfishing but you send pics of other dude's bigger-than-your's dongs to get the girl's attention but then when it gets down to the dirty deed you are not as impressive as the picture. Can I already ask you to write about cockfishing in next week's Insider Info mailbag?
Doc wonders: Is there a way to know if your **** pics are being used to cockfish?
GTO: How does that even work? Does their **** have to go tanning to match the shade of the one in the picture, so as not to make it too obvious? Will girls have to start asking for the picture to be taken next to a quarter and with two forms of ID? So many questions. Doc - are you referring to your own, or the one you found on the internet to use for your own cockfishing?
Pants: I think you would probably have a pretty good idea, if you’re being honest with yourself, by looking at it if your own **** is being used to cockfish.
GTO: I think mine could be used to cockfish, but only in Asia..
Jcyclonee asks: To start off next week's mailbag questions early - Since you guys have already surpassed the writing skills of the CF staff, when are you going to start your new ISU fans website? Maybe call it Cyclone Fanatic Part Deux.
Pants: I’ve already been discussing this with GTO. Obviously there’s some time and effort that go into making a good website, but we’re working on finding a quality Angelfire host for our website. The process would definitely be expedited if we can get to 200 patrons on our Patreon page.
GTO: I’m probably just thinking as a website to be a repository of the mailbag itself. Maybe it grows into something more, but not trying to dethrone WRNL as the official Cyclone humor website.
Cy$ with the indecent proposal: getting BodeClone on your next one would help boost ratings, jmo.
If you want I'll ask him
GTO: Cy$ and I used to be pretty tight a few years ago. Until he sided with BodeClone and betrayed me.
Pants: **** that guy. GTO, please make sure to post the picture of BodeClone here.
GTO: I’ll have to look to see if I can find that.
BCClone with the application question: With the concern of sunburn and melanoma. When at the nude beach, how do you apply sunscreen to your junk without making it look like you’re pleasuring yourself?
Pants: I don’t use sunscreen for it, I have a sun hat that I put on it instead. It’s better for the environment than sunscreen.
GTO: This one is actually pretty simple. Step 1: squirt all contents of sunscreen bottle into a bucket. Step 2: place bucket on ground. Step 3: squat onto bucket and dip (just like a dipped ice cream cone). Step 4: ? Step 5: Profit
Probably wishful thinking on his part.
