WVU players in trouble for stealing Doritos, really!?

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Between them and TCU, the new conference is shaping up rather nicely so far.
 
"The pair are reportedly seen on the tape taking plastic bags from behind the store counter before pilfering three bottles of Gatorade, two bags of Doritos and a few bags of pretzels."

They deserve to get busted if they shoplift more than they can carry or stuff in their pockets.

Stay thirsty my friends
 
Doritos and Gatorade will hire lawyers to get the maximum fine possible. These companies don't anyone just walking into a convenience store and stealing their products.


I wouldn't be suprised if Doritos paid them to steal their product for the publicity.Their new ad campaign will be,

Doritos- so good you'll risk prison showers with the sisters to get them.
 
I wouldn't be suprised if Doritos paid them to steal their product for the publicity.Their new ad campaign will be,

Doritos- so good you'll risk prison showers with the sisters to get them.

I find it interesting that they even stated Gatorade and Doritos in the article. I guess I am now curious what kind of pretzel they stole.

I am really partial to these pretzels:

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