WTB: One ticket to Texas game tonight

[EWISUCyFan]

Good afternoon, Cyclones fans! I'm looking for one ticket to tonight's game vs. Texas. Location isn't important. I can meet you prior to the game to get ticket or accept online transfer. Let me know if you're looking to sell last minute! -Erik

 

[CycloneErik]

We've got a couple.

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

you're both named erik?

 

[CycloneErik]

What are the odds?

 

[EWISUCyFan]

I'm more impressed that you spell it correctly. Eric with a C? No. Just, no.

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

 

[EWISUCyFan]

I'll only be attempting to crush the other Erik with a painting if we can't agree to a price on a ticket. Otherwise, he seems like a pretty good guy.

 

[CycloneErik]

I don't remember the Supreme Court weighing in on this matter, but one thing I know:
No painting has ever crushed me.
No painting ever will crush me.