I'm an usher in a wedding tomorrow so im looking for a practical joke I can pull on the couple. I dont want it to be viscious so just good hearted ideas. Since I am an usher I'll be able to leave during the ceremony. I was thinking of doing something to their lawn since we will drive right past it for the reception. I think I can get ahold of some flamingos in short notice.
wedding practical joke/prank ideas
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Not in this church i got married there and the priest is very adament about any funny business going on in the ceremony which i totally respect.
My dad's wedding party put rice and cheerios down the defrost in the (brand new) truck they drove to their honeymoon. Every time they would turn on the air they would get rice and cheerios blown at them. We took apart the dash on it 30 years later and there was still rice and cheerios there. Just an idea.
Boo. I was going to recommend sleeping with the bride and/or groom (hey, I'm not one to judge).
You could always just TP their house.
I would advise nothing during the cermony or reception (borderline tacky and annoying); something not destructive to their house would be okay.
Find the car they are driving home from the reception and then cut the brake lines. Man I bet the looks on their faces will be pure gold!
When I was an usher once, we went to the couples house and removed all of the labels on their canned goods in the cupboard and made jello out of the water in their toilets....
hehehe....
We did the same thing while a couple was on their honeymoon. We also took all the lightbulbs out of their house which was very annoying for them as they got back from their honeymoon at about 10:00 at night.
A couple of the groomsmen in my brothers wedding loosened the lug nuts on all of the tires on his car. One of them came off on the way home (in the country so it's not like they were doing 25 mph) Luckily my brother and s-i-l were ok. Never saw what was remotely funny about that.
Back to the OP. Do you have access to a goat or a sheep? If you're driving by their house on the way to the reception, having said animal staked to the front step would probably crack a few people up.
And how stupid are these groomsmen? That is ridiculous. Reminds me of that story where someone took out the stop signs at an intersection and someone was killed because of it.
