Thieving neighbor- Revenge ideas needed

isuchicago

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One of my neighbors(most likely, given my door location) stole a shipment from my door then came back the next day and dropped off the empty box. Here are my ideas so far..

1) Leave a tempting electronics box at my door, loaded with shredded paper and mouse traps..with a 2 word message written at the bottom of the box..

2) Leave box with some kind of exploding paintballs like they use in bank bags in the movies.

Anyone have any other ideas along those lines? Or does anyone know how to do #2?
 
One of my neighbors(most likely, given my door location) stole a shipment from my door then came back the next day and dropped off the empty box. Here are my ideas so far..

1) Leave a tempting electronics box at my door, loaded with shredded paper and mouse traps..with a 2 word message written at the bottom of the box..

2) Leave box with some kind of exploding paintballs like they use in bank bags in the movies.

Anyone have any other ideas along those lines? Or does anyone know how to do #2?


I do, and we've been working on it with my oldest son. So sick of diapers.
 
Seriously confront him and burn his house down. Dont let someone steal from you. Next thing you know he will be taking your car, your wife, your food, youre not gonna do anything about it.
 
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Become Dexter and make him disappear. He wont be stealing your things when he's in pieces.
 
I think the exploding paintballs (however that works) is a great idea. Because not only will it get all over him, hopefully it'd get all over wherever he opens it (house) and put him in the dog house with the spouse (if he has one).
 
depending how high up on the NSA's watch list and how many FBI visits you want, you could always fill the box with cornstarch and put a sign inside saying "ANTHRAX".




now I wonder how far up the NSA's list I am for Googling "does cornstarch look like anthrax".....:wideeyed:
 
depending how high up on the NSA's watch list and how many FBI visits you want, you could always fill the box with cornstarch and put a sign inside saying "ANTHRAX".




now I wonder how far up the NSA's list I am for Googling "does cornstarch look like anthrax".....:wideeyed:

Goodbye, cowgirl. I wonder what secret facility they'll take you to to "debrief" you...
 

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