The C.A.M.P.B.E.L.L System

[ISUCyclones2015]

The C.A.M.P.B.E.L.L system:

C.ome out completely flat
A.llow Opponent to take the lead
M.ake no adjustments to playcalling
P.lay good enough defense to keep game in reach
B.adly manage the clock
E.xcite the fans by getting the ball down one score.
L.iterally the stupidest thing happens.
L.ose the game

(Stole it from Reddit)

 

[515 Apparel]

Hey Jamie,
You can't sell Hope any more.
Fire that fvcking scared fvcking piece of ****

 

[cycloneworld]

This loss is 1,000% on the coaching staff. Continuing to run the ball averaging 1 YPC when the pass game has been open all day is criminal.

Another gutless 4th down call to miss yet another FG. Way, way, waaaaay too conservative for 3.5 quarters with no adjustments.

Feel bad for the players, they deserve better.

 

[PSYclone22]

The C.A.M.P.B.E.L.L system:

C.ome out completely flat
A.llow Opponent to take the lead
M.ake no adjustments to playcalling
P.lay good enough defense to keep game in reach
B.adly manage the clock
E.xcite the fans by getting the ball down one score.
L.iterally the stupidest thing happens.
L.ose the game

(Stole it from Reddit)

Can't block
Awful playcalling
Miss a FG
Punt on 4th and short near midfield
Badly manage clock
Elicit memories of the end of Rhoads' tenure
Lose
Let's not go to a MAC school again, okay?

 

[BadBoi]

C- Caress
A- Allocate time
M- Mix in some butt stuff once in a while
P- Pursue common understanding
B- Bench Pressing
E- Earrings, buy them for her
L- Learn to laugh in difficult times
L- Lose to Ohio

How to have a successful marriage

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Can’t Always Make Plays But Especially Long Lobs?

I’m workshopping it

 

[LAClone]

C - Cash that check because there's no accountability
A - Always be cashin' that check because there's no accountability
M - Make sure to cash that check because there's no accountability
P - Please don't forget to cash that check because there's no accountability
B - Better cash that check because there's no accountability
E - Effortlessly cashin' that check because there's no accountability
L - Losses can't stop me from cashin' that check because there's no accountability
L - Losses can't stop me from cashin' that check because there's no accountability

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Can’t
Allow
Many
Points
Because
Every
Lineman
Loses.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

I asked chat gpt

Coach And Mastermind Perfectly Balances Everyone’s Little Life

AI has a long way to go

 

[ClonerJams]

 

[8bitnes]

I've been around long enough to know better than to expect more, but this place is insufferable

 

[3rdCoastClone]

Threads like this are not helpful.

 

[dirtyninety]

I spit coffee all over my computer screen. I.S.C.A.O.M.C.S.

 

[Candide]

I asked chat gpt

Coach And Mastermind Perfectly Balances Everyone’s Little Life

AI has a long way to go

Could
AI
Maybe
Produce
Better results
Equaling
Less
Losses?

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

I've been around long enough to know better than to expect more, but this place is insufferable

Threads like this are not helpful.

Who cares when our football team is terrible. Let us have fun while we suffer

 

[KidSilverhair]

Could
AI
Maybe
Produce
Better results
Equaling
Less
Losses?

1) Fire up NCAA 07 on the Xbox
2) Choose the “Ask Corso” option for every offensive play
3) ???
4) Profit! (wins?)