So I Ordered some masks...

[GTO]

I ordered some masks from Amazon now that they were finally in stock. Received them on Sunday and just opened up the package today. Was super excited:



But then... Uh-oh...



I know, I know. I'm just joking, as I'm sure these are perfectly fine. Just funny.

 

[Cyched]

Wear it over your junk

 

[aauummm]

I would have tried to get ones made in the US. Might not be possible though, I'll have to check it out.

 

[Clonehomer]

Wear it over your junk

I think people at the grocery store would still rather you just wear pants instead.

 

[GTO]

In comunist China, Coronavirus mask wears you.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Wear it over your junk

I’ve been binging Chernobyl and this made me anxious.

 

[Cyched]

I think people at the grocery store would still rather you just wear pants instead.

Funny, their sternly-worded letter said the same thing.

 

[CoachHines3]

my wifes legs make a great mask

ba-zingaaaaaaaa


EDIT: they aren't from wuhan

2nd EDIT: i hope the mod who banned me for a stupid reason doesn't ban me for this.

 

[somecyguy]

Funny, their sternly-worded letter said the same thing.

It's a safety issue. Masks don't properly cover and protect the face when laughing.

 

[dosry5]

Wear it over your junk

These masks are much too big for that....

 

[JP4CY]

@GTO you got a will ready?

 

[BCClone]

Do you smoke masks from a company named Joint town?

 

[SpokaneCY]

I ordered some masks from Amazon now that they were finally in stock. Received them on Sunday and just opened up the package today. Was super excited:

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But then... Uh-oh...

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I know, I know. I'm just joking, as I'm sure these are perfectly fine. Just funny.

So they are pre-moistened?

 

[CycloneDaddy]

my wifes legs make a great mask

ba-zingaaaaaaaa


EDIT: they aren't from wuhan

2nd EDIT: i hope the mod who banned me for a stupid reason doesn't ban me for this.

How the heck does legs make good mask?

 

[SpokaneCY]

I DID notice the address as "long yang" avenue.

 

[BCClone]

This would be a better mask for @GTO

 

[intrepid27]

My understanding is unless a mask is rated N95 or better it really does not prevent you from getting sick.

What most masks do is to help people stop spreading large aresol droplets as they talk, cough or sneeze. So my advice is to give them to the 50 people you spend the most time around.

 

[cmjh10]

Only if you promise to bring back your weekly mailbag thread.

 

[CoachHines3]

How the heck does legs make good mask?

ok maybe not the legs themselves.

the legs are the straps that go around my head

DUH

 

[SpokaneCY]

ok maybe not the legs themselves.

the legs are the straps that go around my head

DUH

Beware the vapor lock.