August is still a few days away, but schedule is uncertain early in the week and I don't want to overlook it.
As usual, if you recall something I omitted, feel free to add it.
Some entries are edited for clarity or brevity.
We begin with what has become self-perpetuating.
From the thread “Posts of the Month: June 2019”
@Sigmapolis: First again! Pretty much Queen ***** of the Universe at this point.
(leftover from June)
From “Sqwakeyes new alternate uniforms…”
@keepngoal: I like ‘em.
@BCClone: You been smoking dope or into the Fireball hard?
From “Matt Thomas signs with Toronto.”
@HFCS: Now we import and export players to Canada. We're the Vandelay Industries of college basketball.
From “Raising Cane’s headed to WDM”
@isufbcurt: Is this owned by DeAndre Kane?
From “Lee Iacocca dies”
@Cyclones_R_GR8: He introduced the world to the minivan.
@3TrueFans: He’s a monster.
From “Boat repair”
@Walden4Prez: The best 2 days of a boat owner’s life: The day they buy the boat and the day they sell it.
From “Miyan Williams signs”
@JP4CY: Let’s shoot some fireworks and drink beer to celebrate!
@SpokaneCY: So, just a normal Tuesday?
@Rabbuk: Today is Thursday.
@SpokaneCY: Explains why I'm out of beer. And firecrackers.
From “Friday OT: The Water Cooler”
@Angie: What are things people do in the workplace that drive you insane?
@Doc: Ask me work questions when I’m busy posting on CF.
From: “Heads up: OTN, Albums of 1979”
@dirtyninety: I will not post my choice...but it might have Olivia Newton-John on the cover.
@MeanDean: Damn. You took my choice. No, not really. Not even close.
From “Tournament team potential”
(Discussion of ISU’s expectations for 2019-20)
@CascadeClone: Chemistry, man. It's not just a horrible experience in Gilman.
From “R.I.P. Rip Torn”
@coolerifyoudid: I opened the thread, assuming it was about Rip Taylor. I thought, damn, I thought he died decades ago ... realized I was thinking of the wrong Rip. I Googled “Rip Taylor” and was amazed — he’s still alive. Then I realized, I probably shouldn't write eulogies.
From “Veterinarian suicide rates”
@BillyClone: My daughter attends dental school. During the admission process, the school told prospective students about higher-than-average suicide rates in the dental profession … I asked if it that’s because dentists are always down in the mouth. I was not allowed to speak the rest of the afternoon.
@CNECloneFan: Physicians do not have to deal with "putting people down" on a regular basis.
@SpokaneCY: My doctor told me I was fat.
From “You’re Gonna Love This”
@internetman: How different are the 24/7 board people than cyfan people? Would i fit in over there?
@BWRhasnoAC: I’m not sure you fit in here.
From “Glowing Red Light in Ames neighborhood”
@cycloner29: Our neighbor is far from being an exhibitionist. The only heads she turns is when you see her and want to throw up.
From “How much actual work do you do?”
@NATEizKING: Depends how much I drank the night before.
From “KU selling alcohol at games”
@BillBrasky4Cy: I'm sure there are dozens of KU fans who are really excited about this.
From “Properly eating corn on the cob”
(numerous good ones from that thread, posting only one exchange)
@discydisc: Making fun of eating disorders is NOT ok...unless it's referencing Nate Stanley.
@SpokaneCY: I know no "Nate" Stanley. Only "Fat" Stanley...
As usual, if you recall something I omitted, feel free to add it.
Some entries are edited for clarity or brevity.
We begin with what has become self-perpetuating.
From the thread “Posts of the Month: June 2019”
@Sigmapolis: First again! Pretty much Queen ***** of the Universe at this point.
(leftover from June)
From “Sqwakeyes new alternate uniforms…”
@keepngoal: I like ‘em.
@BCClone: You been smoking dope or into the Fireball hard?
From “Matt Thomas signs with Toronto.”
@HFCS: Now we import and export players to Canada. We're the Vandelay Industries of college basketball.
From “Raising Cane’s headed to WDM”
@isufbcurt: Is this owned by DeAndre Kane?
From “Lee Iacocca dies”
@Cyclones_R_GR8: He introduced the world to the minivan.
@3TrueFans: He’s a monster.
From “Boat repair”
@Walden4Prez: The best 2 days of a boat owner’s life: The day they buy the boat and the day they sell it.
From “Miyan Williams signs”
@JP4CY: Let’s shoot some fireworks and drink beer to celebrate!
@SpokaneCY: So, just a normal Tuesday?
@Rabbuk: Today is Thursday.
@SpokaneCY: Explains why I'm out of beer. And firecrackers.
From “Friday OT: The Water Cooler”
@Angie: What are things people do in the workplace that drive you insane?
@Doc: Ask me work questions when I’m busy posting on CF.
From: “Heads up: OTN, Albums of 1979”
@dirtyninety: I will not post my choice...but it might have Olivia Newton-John on the cover.
@MeanDean: Damn. You took my choice. No, not really. Not even close.
From “Tournament team potential”
(Discussion of ISU’s expectations for 2019-20)
@CascadeClone: Chemistry, man. It's not just a horrible experience in Gilman.
From “R.I.P. Rip Torn”
@coolerifyoudid: I opened the thread, assuming it was about Rip Taylor. I thought, damn, I thought he died decades ago ... realized I was thinking of the wrong Rip. I Googled “Rip Taylor” and was amazed — he’s still alive. Then I realized, I probably shouldn't write eulogies.
From “Veterinarian suicide rates”
@BillyClone: My daughter attends dental school. During the admission process, the school told prospective students about higher-than-average suicide rates in the dental profession … I asked if it that’s because dentists are always down in the mouth. I was not allowed to speak the rest of the afternoon.
@CNECloneFan: Physicians do not have to deal with "putting people down" on a regular basis.
@SpokaneCY: My doctor told me I was fat.
From “You’re Gonna Love This”
@internetman: How different are the 24/7 board people than cyfan people? Would i fit in over there?
@BWRhasnoAC: I’m not sure you fit in here.
From “Glowing Red Light in Ames neighborhood”
@cycloner29: Our neighbor is far from being an exhibitionist. The only heads she turns is when you see her and want to throw up.
From “How much actual work do you do?”
@NATEizKING: Depends how much I drank the night before.
From “KU selling alcohol at games”
@BillBrasky4Cy: I'm sure there are dozens of KU fans who are really excited about this.
From “Properly eating corn on the cob”
(numerous good ones from that thread, posting only one exchange)
@discydisc: Making fun of eating disorders is NOT ok...unless it's referencing Nate Stanley.
@SpokaneCY: I know no "Nate" Stanley. Only "Fat" Stanley...
