dafarmer Well-Known Member Mar 17, 2012 5,472 5,199 113 SW Iowa Jun 7, 2022 #1 Raining like a cow p###ing on a flat rock here. What other pithy adages do you rarely hear anymore. No racist, sexist, gender jokes, please. Reactions: VeloClone
Raining like a cow p###ing on a flat rock here. What other pithy adages do you rarely hear anymore. No racist, sexist, gender jokes, please.
CYTUTT Well-Known Member Nov 25, 2012 301 266 63 Jun 7, 2022 #2 You have essentially eliminated all that I knew. It’s a very good thing though. Last edited: Jun 8, 2022 Reactions: 1100011CS, NWICY and besserheimerphat
C CivEFootball Well-Known Member Sep 16, 2010 504 372 63 Jun 7, 2022 #3 As useless as tits on a boar. Reactions: cowgirl836, Kinch, fsanford and 7 others
CyCrazy Well-Known Member Dec 17, 2008 26,034 13,587 113 Ames Jun 7, 2022 #4 My dad used to say "Going to see a man about a horse" when he didnt want us kids knowing where he was going. And no it wasn't anything bad he went to do, at worst the bar. Reactions: VeloClone, CycloneVet, CYdTracked and 1 other person
My dad used to say "Going to see a man about a horse" when he didnt want us kids knowing where he was going. And no it wasn't anything bad he went to do, at worst the bar.
pourcyne Well-Known Member Feb 19, 2011 7,126 8,103 113 Jun 7, 2022 #5 My mom had very colorful speech. Such as: - higher than a cat's back = expensive - the fur will fly = there's going to be a fight (disagreement) - everybody and his dog = a lot of people - He has more guts than a Christmas goose. = He is very presumptuous. - You and I are going to have words. = If you do that, you are going to be in trouble. Reactions: CYTUTT, Kinch, davegilbertson and 2 others
My mom had very colorful speech. Such as: - higher than a cat's back = expensive - the fur will fly = there's going to be a fight (disagreement) - everybody and his dog = a lot of people - He has more guts than a Christmas goose. = He is very presumptuous. - You and I are going to have words. = If you do that, you are going to be in trouble.
dahliaclone Well-Known Member Mar 4, 2007 13,278 19,489 113 Minneapolis Jun 7, 2022 #6 As the crow flies. But my family uses that a lot still. By a country mile is another we still use. Watched pot never boils Reactions: cowgirl836, Kinch and NWICY
As the crow flies. But my family uses that a lot still. By a country mile is another we still use. Watched pot never boils
dahliaclone Well-Known Member Mar 4, 2007 13,278 19,489 113 Minneapolis Jun 7, 2022 #7 Fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and Bull strong. Reactions: cychhosis, davegilbertson, IsUaClone2 and 5 others
JeanValette Well-Known Member Feb 15, 2016 357 640 93 Minnesota Jun 7, 2022 #8 "Colder than a well digger's ass." Reactions: cycloneML, Winchester, IlliniCy and 3 others
pourcyne Well-Known Member Feb 19, 2011 7,126 8,103 113 Jun 7, 2022 #9 "slower than molasses" Reactions: cowgirl836, Winchester, NWICY and 2 others
C cyatheart Well-Known Member Nov 18, 2008 7,898 4,943 113 49 Jun 7, 2022 #10 "I haven't seen that guy in a coons age. " It was explained to me at a young age this means 10 to 12 years. Racoons apparently live this long. Reactions: casey1973, Kinch, NWICY and 1 other person
"I haven't seen that guy in a coons age. " It was explained to me at a young age this means 10 to 12 years. Racoons apparently live this long.
C cyatheart Well-Known Member Nov 18, 2008 7,898 4,943 113 49 Jun 7, 2022 #11 Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra Reactions: NWICY, BCClone, qwerty and 4 others
WooBadger18 Well-Known Member Sep 5, 2012 13,650 11,482 113 On Wisconsin Jun 7, 2022 #12 "Katy bar the door" and hold her newt, she's a-headed for the barn" Reactions: NWICY
Cyforce Well-Known Member Nov 24, 2009 14,154 10,621 113 Des Moines Jun 7, 2022 #13 Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Reactions: VeloClone, NWICY, CascadeClone and 2 others
throwittoblythe Well-Known Member Aug 7, 2006 3,397 3,736 113 Minneapolis, MN Jun 7, 2022 #14 Busier than a box full of kittens Reactions: NWICY and cyclones500
Fishhead Well-Known Member Oct 6, 2010 1,323 829 113 54 Jun 7, 2022 #15 Has more problems than Carter has liver pills. Had a guy who I used to work with that would say that all the time. Yeah he was old Reactions: Dirtguy4CY, cychhosis, NWICY and 1 other person
Has more problems than Carter has liver pills. Had a guy who I used to work with that would say that all the time. Yeah he was old
D Donqluione Well-Known Member Feb 5, 2017 445 439 63 Jun 7, 2022 #16 Hotter than a tin roof. Raining cats and dogs. Madder than a hornet. Madder than a wet hen. Sh**'s goona fly. Full of p*ss and vinegar No farther than I could throw a mule Last edited: Jun 8, 2022 Reactions: NWICY
Hotter than a tin roof. Raining cats and dogs. Madder than a hornet. Madder than a wet hen. Sh**'s goona fly. Full of p*ss and vinegar No farther than I could throw a mule
BWRhasnoAC Well-Known Member Apr 10, 2013 24,368 21,298 113 Dez Moy Nez Jun 7, 2022 #17 Tighter than a gnat's ass around a barrel. Reactions: NWICY
cyclones500 Well-Known Member Jan 29, 2010 35,332 22,788 113 Michigan basslakebeacon.com Jun 7, 2022 #18 "If the dog hadn't stopped to crap, he'd have caught the rabbit." My grandpa said that, once, in context of a card game. That was roughly 40 years ago. I still remember it. Reactions: Kinch and NWICY
"If the dog hadn't stopped to crap, he'd have caught the rabbit." My grandpa said that, once, in context of a card game. That was roughly 40 years ago. I still remember it.
cyclones500 Well-Known Member Jan 29, 2010 35,332 22,788 113 Michigan basslakebeacon.com Jun 7, 2022 #19 "A miss is as good as a mile." Reactions: NWICY
cycloner29 Well-Known Member Dec 17, 2008 11,207 10,118 113 Ames Jun 7, 2022 #20 He’s so tight, he squeaks! This is a dry rain. Nuttier than a fruitcake. Reactions: NWICY