*** OFFICIAL SAMSUBA FOREVER THREAD ***

[CloneLawman]

Here's our last chance to hate on the Horns.
For sake of full disclosure, SAMSUBA stands for "Shove a Monkey Stripper up Bevo's Ass" and was created by @jcyclonee.

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[Cyched]

 

[Cyched]

 

[CloneLawman]

Time to mess with Texas.

 

[besserheimerphat]

I thought it was some color guy screwed up Abu Sama.

 

[MeowingCows]

Pole Assassin is still an S-Tier stripper name. Top quality.

 

[t-noah]

Here's our last chance to hate on the Horns.
For sake of full disclosure, SAMSUBA stands for "Shove a Monkey Stripper up Bevo's Ass" and was created by @jcyclonee.

I hope ABU SAMA SAMSUBA!!! (S'sAMSUBA)

 

[t-noah]

Horns Down Saturday and forever!

I cannot say you (Texas) ever represented our conference well. I cannot say you even represented yourself well while here. You did quite well, as usual, in looking after yourself above all else, and in helping destroy your second conference.

I wish you luck in making it 3 in a row! Don't let the door hit you in the txASS on your way out.

 

[t-noah]

After the win Saturday night, ISU fans were heard chanting:

"Big 12, Big 12, Big 12, Don't Let The door Hit You In The ASS, tx-ASS, tx-ASS!"

 

[CloneLawman]

 

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[HFCS]

I was just thinking someone should start an ***Official Pole Assassin Thread*** with the asterisks to make sure it's official and not one of those unsanctioned Pole Assassin Threads.

We probably won't get a good chance to discuss a Pole Assassin again the rest of our lives so we should make the most of this last Pole Assassin opportunity.

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[HFCS]

I think I read somewhere that the SEC is going to allow the hate crime of horns down unless it's right in their face.

That alone could be enough for them to just permanently crack in the new conference.

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[Clonehomer]

Wonder if someone could flip the Texas flag upside down on the conference member flags that are presented on the field pregame.

 

[CloneLawman]