!!!NSFW!!! - Texas Tailgate Song

I hope we can live in a society soon where a curse word in an obvious parody song is OK to play at work when you're just messing around with your coworkers.
I once was talking to a co-worker about an account and said “they are **** out of luck”, next day Im sitting in the HR office with my manager signing paperwork stating I wont cuss again at work.
 
I once was talking to a co-worker about an account and said “they are **** out of luck”, next day Im sitting in the HR office with my manager signing paperwork stating I wont cuss again at work.
What the F^CK? That's f^cking horseh*t. What an a$$hole...
 
I once was talking to a co-worker about an account and said “they are **** out of luck”, next day Im sitting in the HR office with my manager signing paperwork stating I wont cuss again at work.

You're not dumb, the situation is dumb. What a load of ****.

One time I told a customer they had a crap network and they got all mad and then they asked for someone else. And my manager was like "I got this" and then proceeded to call it a crap network then tossed it back to me and hung up the call. Obviously crap was something else but I found it hilarious.

We ended up selling to them anyway because we were honest. Go figure.
 
I once was talking to a co-worker about an account and said “they are **** out of luck”, next day Im sitting in the HR office with my manager signing paperwork stating I wont cuss again at work.

Yeah, that's kind of lame. Sounds like your coworker needs the air let out of their tires or something.

If you're going to get written up, better make it worth it!
 

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