New at Kinnick Stadium this fall...

[HFCS]

If Iowa scores over 25 points, DER VIENER SCHLINGER is unleashed on the spectators ready or not.

If they score under 25, no wieners get slung that day.

 

[cychhosis]

Gonna look weird when Brian grabs his ankles come the first TV timeout.

Well he did tell us where to aim.

 

[MeowingCows]

The cannon will have more completions on the season than their offense.

 

[Frak]

nebraska has been doing this for years

Iowa fans will still accuse them of copying.

 

[Clonehomer]

If Iowa scores over 25 points, DER VIENER SCHLINGER is unleashed on the spectators ready or not.

If they score under 25, no wieners get slung that day.

Win or lose, the Iowa coeds will be slinging wieners. It’s what they do.

 

[JM4CY]

Well he did tell us where to aim.

Straight for success!

 

[cyclone82]

What a loser way of doing things….. those asshats are useless, really jus useless trash

 

[clonedude]

I mean it only makes sense considering their Swarm NIL branding looks like something you’d see for gas station diсk pills.

I do not want the word "warm" on any beer I drink..... yuck.

 

[cydsho]

I mean it only makes sense considering their Swarm NIL branding looks like something you’d see for gas station diсk pills.

Reminds me of this...

 

[Isualum13]

Wait until they find out other places already do this. That is a problem to them right?

 

[Clonehomer]

Can they turn up the pressure and get a few wieners to the kids in the hospital after the first quarter?

Then the AD can charge the family for a $15 hotdog on their medical bill.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Don't they also call this "The Vodka Sam Experience"?

 

[jcisuclones]

Feeeed the Hawk fans! Let them know it's Christmas time!

 

[Remo Gaggi]

Just what those obese pigs need. A more efficient method of gorging themselves with hotdogs.

 

[heitclone]

So now you have to dodge beer cans and hot dogs in IC?

 

[brother bob]

Also...my brother called me last night and asked if they were going to give out 'condom & mints' as well???

That was a good laugh!

 

[Jeremy]

Most Iowa receivers catch more STDs than TDs. Maybe they could use these in-game?

 

[CycloneVet]

Don't they also call this "The Vodka Sam Experience"?

I’m getting a burning feeling just thinking about the possibilities

 

[cycloner29]

How long will it last before Herky tries to get himself off with it?

All it takes is a bell at TT!

 

[cycloner29]

Iowa fans will still accuse them of copying.

Nobody makes schnitzel like Iowa fans do.