The whole thing is pretty hilarious. I love the idea of the Rockets going back to their locker room after the game and actually putting a plan together to sneak into the home team's locker room. Great plan.
CP3 - "Alright guys, Clint hits the front door in 30 seconds and distracts 'em while we sneak in through the secret entrance that I know thanks to my intimate knowledge of the Staples Center layout. When he knocks on the door, we go. Trevor, you be the heavy and act like you want to fight while James and Gerald are going to be your hold-me-back guys. What? No, don't worry. They don't want to fight either. I'll call the police and make this all look like it was near the point of real, actual violence so we all don't look like punks. Ready, break!"