National Talk Like a Pirate Day....

In the interest of the holiday, all CF Bookie credits shall be referred to as "pieces of eight" for the remainder of the day.
 
Shiver me timbers! Tech fans be more confident than a cockswain on his maiden voyage. We should send those scallywags aft th' poop deck of th' Big 12.
 
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free
We'll kick your *** And **** your lass Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea
We'll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we
We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree
We'll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree
We'll take your boat Set your *** afloat Somalian pirates we
With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We'll shoot you in the face with glee
Then well cut off your {unit} And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we

Fatbeard's Song - South Park
 
Avast! Off to the brig, with ye!

Garrrrgggghhhhh....

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