Man Colds

Woke up yesterday with an ear ache. Later a tickle in my throat. Today it's full blown coughing and buckets of snot.
Tell your family you're "day to day" in CMC's scale and to prep the eulogy. Damn harsh way to go. Hope it's been a great ride. Thoughts and prayers.
 
Took my first sick day in over a decade on Monday.

Spent the day hobbling around the house, groaning with each slight movement as my head and body throbbed in pain. Asked ChatGPT to write touching letters to my loved ones and hired a laundry service to dry clean and press my best suit.

Shame I won't be around to watch ISU win it all this year because of this damn cold. Please drink a few beers and scream profanities at the refs in my honor.
 
Took my first sick day in over a decade on Monday.

Spent the day hobbling around the house, groaning with each slight movement as my head and body throbbed in pain. Asked ChatGPT to write touching letters to my loved ones and hired a laundry service to dry clean and press my best suit.

Shame I won't be around to watch ISU win it all this year because of this damn cold. Please drink a few beers and scream profanities at the refs in my honor.
Man, how much sick leave are you banking?
 

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