KU basketball, Asst coach and Porn stars...

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Wonder why KU gets such good recruits...doesn't hurt when you have porn stars at your disposal.

It was a full house in Lawrence as KU downed K-State for the Big 12 Championship, including one well-known adult film star. So who hooked her up with floor seats? Samantha Ryan is like any number of Kansas natives, in that she went to KU before moving west to follow her dreams. She's like a smaller number of Kansas natives, in that her dreams entailed starring in such films as "Lesbian Psychotherapists 2," "BLAW 5," and "Missionary: Impossible."
But she's a normal person too, and for her 32nd birthday, she just wanted to go to the Sunflower Showdown. What's a girl to do? Enter Kurtis Townsend, KU assistant coach and all-around pimp.
Kansas Coach Apparently Has Quite The Social Life - Kansas Jayhawks - Deadspin
 
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Damn, that article would have been a lot better with pictures.....looks like I have some research to do when I get home from work! :wink:
 
I've been wanting to see "B-L-A-W 5", but I'd probably be lost because I haven't seen the first 4.

Well, the first one involves a low-life, underachiever that through what can only be described as fate, gets thrown into the altercation of a lifetime and gains the respect of peers and a new lover in the process. It truly is a coming of age tale.

The second one follows pretty much the same plot, but the protagonist's newfound lover becomes incredibly fearful of all the training and altercations that are occuring. This subplot continues to develop throughout the series and really gets annoying.

In the third, the antagonist from the first two films becomes an accomplice of the protagonist and spends valuable time on the beach, training the main character and improving skills, speed and agility before ultimately avenging the loss of a dear friend and then the protagonist and the new accomplice share a special moment at the end.

The fourth film is widely regarded as the best as it incorporates a Russian a-hole. This really thickens the plot and things get...well, juicy. Considering the time it was released, historically it's a representation of what happens when good triumps over evil.

The fith is pretty blah and not even worth your time.

...by the way, we were talking about the Rocky series right?
 
Well, the first one involves a low-life, underachiever that through what can only be described as fate, gets thrown into the altercation of a lifetime and gains the respect of peers and a new lover in the process. It truly is a coming of age tale.

The second one follows pretty much the same plot, but the protagonist's newfound lover becomes incredibly fearful of all the training and altercations that are occuring. This subplot continues to develop throughout the series and really gets annoying.

In the third, the antagonist from the first two films becomes an accomplice of the protagonist and spends valuable time on the beach, training the main character and improving skills, speed and agility before ultimately avenging the loss of a dear friend and then the protagonist and the new accomplice share a special moment at the end.

The fourth film is widely regarded as the best as it incorporates a Russian a-hole. This really thickens the plot and things get...well, juicy. Considering the time it was released, historically it's a representation of what happens when good triumps over evil.

The fith is pretty blah and not even worth your time.

...by the way, we were talking about the Rocky series right?

Nicely played. You had me hook, line and sinker!

+1
 
Re: KU Asst Coach Gives Porn Star Tickets

I think we know how she got the tickets whitlock. I'm holding on to hope that you'll get the clap through a similar situation
 
Re: KU Asst Coach Gives Porn Star Tickets

Yeah, not sure I'd be able to explain this one either.

"I had to call my wife (Thursday) morning and explain to her how this happened. It doesn’t matter that it was innocent. It’s embarrassing.”

So there I was on a plane stuck next to a hot blonde...but baby I only gave her my business card and nothing else.
 
Re: KU Asst Coach Gives Porn Star Tickets

Maybe he was just recruiting her to help him seal the deal on one of KUs other recruits.
 
Re: KU Asst Coach Gives Porn Star Tickets

What an amazing series of coincidences. He meets a young woman briefly on a plane. He gets her card but "does not know what she does fo a living". Yet she makes such an impression that he gives her front row seats to the most coveted home game of the year. He must spin a lot of amazingtales if he thinks I'm buying that one.:biglaugh:
 

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