Just wet farted...

[BKLYNCyclone]

Damn you embarrassing work thread... Just wet farted outside while on my way back to the office after lunch... Not sure of the damage yet, not really into asking random people on the sidewalk of they can tell if I crapped myself.

 

[Cyhops]

Was it a squirt or a full on George Brett?

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Damn you Arby's.

 

[oldman]

Never trust one.

 

[Clark]

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Didn't fill my boots... Wearing isu gym shorts. Don't see anything on my leg

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Decision time... Go straight to car or risk going into office to hit the bathroom.

 

[stormchaser2014]

 

[Judoka]

 

[CarlHungus]

Based on my history with starting threads related to this one, I would give this thread about 20 minutes before it is closed. Give us as much detail as possible before that happens!

 

[Wesley]

Damn you Arby's.

More likely Taco Bell.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

I work at a coworking space so the laptop and bag are just sitting on a table right now...

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Making a stealth move to the bathroom to check the damage...

 

[Judoka]

 

[MeowingCows]

Was it at least a relieving *****?

 

[cowgirl836]

he's like, typing this on his phone as a play by play. This kills me.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Of course... One stall and it's occupied... Hanging outside bathroom- back to the wall waiting.

 

[Judoka]

 

[Wesley]

Should be able to tell by the smell....

 

[NorthCyd]

Sadly enough, I am now intrigued by the conclusion .