Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

The amazing thing is, the Sabre saw company will probably get sued over this, and you'll see a label, "Not to be used as a sex toy" or "Do not use internally on human body, with our without rubber attachment."

I used to do a catalog for a candle company. One of the disclaimers we had to put in the catalog for their "Candles in a Jar" was, "Lid must be removed before lighting candle." I asked the guy about this saying, "Is this really necessary?" His comment was, "When we get sued over something we have to put a disclaimer in the book." This was just one of about a dozen we had to put in there.
 
Did anybody else think of Burn After Reading, when Clooney breaks his contraption with the sledge and starts hitting the... appendage? Man I laughed at that part.
 
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Yeah, I'll bet.
 
I imagine they won't be trying this again for a while.:wideeyed:

Did he call 911? Being that dispatcher would be disturbing:wideeyed:

I know she's like 27, but at some point she'll meet her parents in this mess. How does a person explain this?

How does a person decide this is a good idea??
 

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