If you've ever...

[Flag Guy]

sorry to whichever one of you guys I stole this from (Al_4_state I believe)

if you ever passed out drinking the night before a rival game, didn't wake up until after the game was over, assume your team won and start talking **** not knowing that they lost miserably, you might be a dumb**** Hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

had to steal a t-shirt idea from Iowa State...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[bos]

dress up in black an gold for an ISU NDSU game, you my friend are a hawkeye, and also a huge dbag.

This is the biggest annoyance to me.

 

[cyismydog]

....thought Todd Lickliter could recruit, you might be a hawkeye.

 

[CycloneErik]

If you've ever been .500 against Gene Chizik, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[TheCaptain]

....check Police Department - Arrest Blotter on a daily basis with fear.........you might be a hawkeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

gotten excited when you saw Kyle Galloway in the mall...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[clones_jer]

have claimed your head coach has turned down NFL head coaching positions with "pretty much every team in the league",
you might be a hawkeye.

 

[cyismydog]

got more than one public intox in the same night.

 

[cyismydog]

stood in line for three hours for Brad Banks autograph at Best Buy, you might be a hawk.

 

[GeronimusClone]

sent out an alumni mailer and get a discount on postage because over half your parcels are going to the state pen...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[clones_jer]

If you've ever been .500 against Gene Chizik, you might be a Hawkeye.

Classic. There's barely enough teams on the "beaten by Chizik" list to call it a list.

 

[TheCaptain]

If you know the phone number to the Johnson County jail...........

 

[cyismydog]

had your future wife walked down the aisle by her father-who just happens to be your father.

 

[CycloneErik]

Classic. There's barely enough teams on the "beaten by Chizik" list to call it a list.

One could also say, "If you are the first victory for a coach that lost to Toledo and Kent State, you might be a Hawkeye."

 

[GeronimusClone]

had your future wife walked down the aisle by her father-who just happens to be your father.

who sampled the goods pre-wedding

 

[mj4cy]

If you've ever claimed ISU is not a rival but rushed the field after beating a 2-10 ISU team....you might be a hawkeye

 

[mapnerd]

dress up in black an gold for an ISU NDSU game, you my friend are a hawkeye, and also a huge dbag.

Precisely. This thread is awesome, but this reminded me of another story of hawkeye douchebaggery. Some dumb hawkeye fans came to an ISU bball game over Christmas break a few years ago to cheer on some "good" bball player from eastern Iowa somewhere (who was a big hawkeye fan) that played for some low level team from Illinois or Indiana or something. They were loud and obnoxious and it just killed me because if the students would have been there, these jerks would have been drowned out. Oh well, we still won the game and they went back to their trailer parks to carry on with their pathetic lives. Why make the effort?

Sorry for the small derail - carry on.

 

[bos]

had intercourse with Rosanne Barr, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

wondered why Shonn Greene never returned your phone calls...
you might be a slutty Hawkeye