If you've ever...

[CycloneErik]

Make sure you eat at a certain Subway in Sioux City because Chris Kingsbury used to work there...

I think he shot threes from there, too.:wideeyed:

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

If you have more tattoo's then you have teeth, you may be a hawkeye

 

[balken]

I thought it was Jeff Moe.

Damn it, I think you may be correct. But that would make it even better.

 

[CycloneErik]

Think that the Boston Celtics stole your idea for a parquet BB floor...

That was my next one. :sad:

 

[JP4CY]

...thought Jess Settles was in school that long for a PHD....you might be a hawkeye

 

[CycloneErik]

If you've ever fumbled away the Rose Bowl for money, ........

 

[Stumpy]

if your publicist has the phrase "let due process run its course" on copy-and-paste...you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[mapnerd]

I thought it was Jeff Moe.

Jeff Moe was managing a subway that I ate at in Sioux City many years ago. Maybe Kingsbury worked at one too. I wouldn't be surprised to see many ex-hawkeyes in the fast food industry.

 

[jdoggivjc]

...thought that PAULA is just some girl that likes to rat out football players, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Stumpy]

If you think the Saskatchewan Roughriders made a huge mistake in cutting Drew Tate...you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[d4nim4l]

Went to East Side Night at the Fair for a family reunion... You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[isucyfan]

...held hands with a hundred or so fellow sweaty guys in jock straps.

 

[Flag Guy]

ever claimed you only lost a game because your starting Quarter Back threw an interception then knocked himself out of the game trying to tackle the guy that picked the ball, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycoCyclone]

If you claim that the D1-AA team you scraped a win past, is a national power house after predicting a 42-7 blowout, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

gotten a "Life as a G" tattoo
you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[jdoggivjc]

...memorized the AD's SOP for cleaning up the "party room" before the crime scene investigators arrive, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[pyrocyz]

Had a quarterback knock himself out of a game after throwing a pick...

 

[balken]

Have an autographed photo of Andre Woolridge as a shrine in your home...

 

[CloneIce]

If you don't believe concealing evidence at the scene of a rape and ripping off the tax-payers with a housing scam for your rich son is worse than drinking with a hot co-ed, you are a hawkeye.

These are great. You are the man Geronimus!

 

[TheCaptain]

If you still claim that Ronnie Harmon was paid off by the mob...you might be a hawkeye.