If you've ever...

I thought it was Jeff Moe.

Jeff Moe was managing a subway that I ate at in Sioux City many years ago. Maybe Kingsbury worked at one too. I wouldn't be surprised to see many ex-hawkeyes in the fast food industry.
 
...held hands with a hundred or so fellow sweaty guys in jock straps.

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ever claimed you only lost a game because your starting Quarter Back threw an interception then knocked himself out of the game trying to tackle the guy that picked the ball, you might be a Hawkeye
 
If you claim that the D1-AA team you scraped a win past, is a national power house after predicting a 42-7 blowout, you might be a Hawkeye
 
...memorized the AD's SOP for cleaning up the "party room" before the crime scene investigators arrive, you might be a Hawkeye.
 
Have an autographed photo of Andre Woolridge as a shrine in your home...
 
If you don't believe concealing evidence at the scene of a rape and ripping off the tax-payers with a housing scam for your rich son is worse than drinking with a hot co-ed, you are a hawkeye.

These are great. You are the man Geronimus!
 

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