I have the flu
- Thread starter Althetuna
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Vomiting sucks, but diarrhea is kind of fun. Plus if you're young and have roommates you can skip flushing for a funny.
As long as thats not the same color as your balls, you'll be fine.
But having diarrhea while also having to vomit, it far from fun. You gotta pick which end takes priority.
I travelled to Atlanta (flew) at the end of last week. I knew I was in trouble. Should have tapped in the Emergency sooner.
A few years ago I caught a stomach bug that made me vomit 8 times in 24 hours, plus wicked poops. The only good thing about it is that you can lay around in bed all day without feeling like a lazy piece of ****.
That was probably norovirus.
Why do I know?
Because I had similar 6ish years ago. Aside from the horrible....'symptoms' over two days' time, the thing that sticks out was I had a bottle of water next to bed that was at room temperature, and I remember just the touch of it felt really cold. Was trippy.
Also had strep roughly 10 years ago that put me out for 3 days. After the antibiotics kicked in I coughed up something that looked like a dead Alien. Throat cleared out though, which was nice.
After 4 days of doing next to nothing, I'm bored out my gourd. I ready to go back to work just so I have something to do.
Plus Im a bit irritable, I'm glad the WVU game is tomorrow.