How do you wipe your bum?

[ClonesTwenty1]

Vote. Discuss. Important matters.

 

[cedarstrip]

Do you lean or stand?

 

[ISUcyclones11]

front to back 2-3 times

dude wipe

once more to dry

 

[AdRock4Cy]

Bidet

 

[ClonerJams]

Front to back, standing.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

 

[pourcyne]

Depends on whether I'm pedaling uphill or down.

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[1100011CS]

Front-to-back is the only correct (and hygienic) answer other than bidet which we have in one bathroom and love.

 

[JP4CY]

You guys don't straddle a towel and back and forth it until your ass is clean?

 

[aeroclone]

 

[1100011CS]

You guys don't straddle a towel and back and forth it until your ass is clean?

Only after a shower

 

[snowcraig2.0]

I try to time all my poos with my showers so I don't have to wipe.

Nothing so satisfying like watching that chocolate river run down the drain....

 

[cycloner29]

Depends on type of BM.

 

[mj4cy]

Tell me you're viewing the free boards without telling me you're viewing the free boards....

 

[Nor'easter]

 

[ClonerJams]

 

[BCClone]

I will have to pay attention the next time the maid does it.

 

[JP4CY]

I try to time all my poos with my showers so I don't have to wipe.

Nothing so satisfying like watching that chocolate river run down the drain....

This is why you never take the middle shower stall in the dorms when there is only one drain.

 

[ClonesTwenty1]

Bidet

Fancy

 

[mynameisjonas]

Bidet

Agree. Asian country’s have this completely figured out.