How did Gene Chizik get the Auburn job?
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Sorry guys i didnt mean to offend anyone from ISU if i did. It is some good stuff you could do feel free to try even if it is making fun of my dear beloved hawkeyes its all fun and games.
there is also a Jim Rome one with Kirk Ferentz on there
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Episode Pollard begging Brands
The Pollard one is either sarcastic, done by a hawk fan, or done by in idiot- wait, those two are one and the same.
"I have not actually bought anything or made any major renovations since I've been here":biglaugh:
If someone is going to criticize Pollard, they should do it for spending too much money and producing no results on the field.
The Pollard one is either sarcastic, done by a hawk fan, or done by in idiot- wait, those two are one and the same.
"I have not actually bought anything or made any major renovations since I've been here":biglaugh:
If someone is going to criticize Pollard, they should do it for spending too much money and producing no results on the field.
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I know a good use for all those worthless Chizik coins: put them in the JTS urnals - we can all "take a whizz on Chizz".
I assumed Chizik found some pictures of the Auburn AD's wife getting down with a monkey or something. Blackmail is the only possibility.
Nah... I think it is a requirement in the state of Alabama to have a coach with absolutely zero integrity. Tubberville had some early scandals but when he was cleared of any wrongdoing he immediately had to be forced out. Thus Chizdick was the obvious choice. Then you look at Bama and Saban... I mean... those 2 coaches are cut from the same mold. Both are professional liars and you only need to ask fans from ISU, the Miami Dolphins, and the LSU Tigers.
They may have to change the name of the Iron Bowl to the "Truth Bowl". First coach to say something honest or show an ounce of integrity wins. That would probably disappoint the fans as they would tie every year in a stalemate of lies.
Actually Chizdick was their (at best) 4th choice. They were at a point where they had to hire someone and they could not afford to offer the job to another coach who would turn them down. They hired Chizdick more out of desperation than desire.
Saban is 110-50-1, Chizik is 5-19. They may be from the same mold as liars, but the mold must have been cracked when Chizik was formed.
No way Monty... Remember that Chizdick has been quoted as saying that he had our program right on schedule to win "alot" of games in years 3 and 4. lol.
True. But Chizdick won 3 games and 2 games in his two seasons as a head coach. By winning "a lot", he might have been planning to go 4-8 in years 3 and 4.