Help Me Annoy My Wife

[AgronAlum]

I listen to music when I’m getting ready in the morning and she typically doesn’t like the vibe. She’s straight new country. Last weekend she started talking **** about me listening to David Allen Coe’s Long Haired Redneck and I need some ammo. I need some complete off the wall **** to start playing. Metal/hard rock usually gets her riled up too.

For example, I think tomorrow is going to straight Tom Waits. What do you got?

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Tomorrow is Saturday. What time are you getting up?

 

[AgronAlum]

Tomorrow is Saturday. What time are you getting up?

Whenever the kids get up which could be anywhere from 4:30 to 8.

I’m think I may have some morning where I play nothing but basketball shoes squeaking or F1 car noises. That usually does it too. Lol

 

[bsaltyman]

This is pretty annoying yet also awesome.

 

[2020cy]

Pina colada song. Although most females seem to like that song for some reason.

 

[ClonerJams]

Some uplifting tunes for you

 

[bsaltyman]

My kids love this for some reason. It is terrible.

 

[danielyp29]

 

[CYdTracked]

Dip into some old school country if DAC annoys her. Thinking some Merle Haggard, George Jones, or Waylon Jennings could do the trick.

John Anderson has one song that I bet she'd find annoying

 

[alarson]

 

[cytor]

 

[Cyclones01]

Sometimes when my wife is in the shower, I'll turn some Nickelback on our bathroom speakers. I don't have a death wish, so it doesn't last long, but I get a solid 2 - 3 seconds of enjoyment out of it.

 

[Gonzo]

Play MGMT's album 'Oracular Spectacular', she won't know what hit her.

 

[ClonerJams]

If you're looking for a country song, go with Wheeler Walker Jr


By the way, it says clothed version because youtube has the other version that would get me banned for posting on here.

 

[besserheimerphat]

Bonus points for the obnoxious dance.



Or if you want to take it this direction

 

[AgronAlum]

Dip into some old school country if DAC annoys her. Thinking some Merle Haggard, George Jones, or Waylon Jennings could do the trick.

John Anderson has one song that I bet she'd find annoying

This is also part of the plan. It has been a constant theme for quite awhile where I’ll just start belting out words like bud light, tailgates, dirt road, Chevy truck, etc. in my most douchey country voice when she listens to music. I think that’s why long haired redneck annoyed her the most. Lol

 

[CYdTracked]

This is also part of the plan. It has been a constant theme for quite awhile where I’ll just start belting out words like bud light, tailgates, dirt road, Chevy truck, etc. in my most douchey country voice when she listens to music. I think that’s why long haired redneck annoyed her the most. Lol

Bellamy Brothers may be up your alley with songs like Redneck Girl and Old Hippie

 

[FilthyShadow]

Start the day with some "WAP", sure that will get her riled.

 

[BCClone]

Play this crap.

 

[jbhtexas]

I'm concerned that you need to solicit help to annoy your wife...