Greg Oden

I went to the T-Wolves/Trailblazers game last Friday. No Oden. Not surprised.

(For the record, think about how good the Blazers would be right now with Durant.)
 
That'll learn him to be one and done in college! Wait. He's getting paid. Nevermind.
 
I said when he was drafted that he'd be the biggest bust and so far that is true. He has the size necessary and a lot of skill, but it's the kind of skill that can dominate in college, not necessary Shaq-esque at the NBA level.

With a game that is all about running, slashing and up-temp.... Oden just isn't fast enough or able to play enough minutes to be a dominate center in today's game.

All the critics still say he has the potential to be far better than Durant for the long-term, I just don't agree at all.
 
I said when he was drafted that he'd be the biggest bust and so far that is true. He has the size necessary and a lot of skill, but it's the kind of skill that can dominate in college, not necessary Shaq-esque at the NBA level.

With a game that is all about running, slashing and up-temp.... Oden just isn't fast enough or able to play enough minutes to be a dominate center in today's game.

All the critics still say he has the potential to be far better than Durant for the long-term, I just don't agree at all.


They have to say that to cover themselves for the opinions they shared, don't they?

For Cardinal & Gold (multi-quote failed me): Maybe you should stop turning around.:wideeyed:
 
So anyway, Greg Oden would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Greg Oden had to shoot the maid.
 
Did I ever tell you about the time Greg Oden and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Oden throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Oden decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Don't shoot him, hes a human.
 
I said when he was drafted that he'd be the biggest bust and so far that is true. He has the size necessary and a lot of skill, but it's the kind of skill that can dominate in college, not necessary Shaq-esque at the NBA level.

With a game that is all about running, slashing and up-temp.... Oden just isn't fast enough or able to play enough minutes to be a dominate center in today's game.

All the critics still say he has the potential to be far better than Durant for the long-term, I just don't agree at all.

You could be right, but in spite of his looks, he is still very young - barely 21. With that physique, he could still become a force for years to come (assuming he can stay healthy).
 
Grant Hill? Nice Brasky quotes there.


Did I ever tell you about the time Greg Oden forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Oden tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be d*m*ed if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
 
Grant Hill has more mileage left in his auto tank than Greg as left in his lawn mower tank.
 

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