Gold Medals made out of lead (Olympics)

[Dave19642006]

Andy Borowitz: China's Gold Medals Found to Have High Lead Content


Phelps response to it?

"I am very, very concerned about my extensive contact with gold medals," Mr. Phelps told reporters. "But what am I supposed to do? Stop being so awesome?"
LOLOLOL

 

[mrsbrianhos]

Figures! First it was lead paint in kids' toys. Now this. Can't say I'm suprised at all.

 

[cloneu]

That would be awesome if he would actually say that. Maybe he will say something like that after gold medal # 8

 

[clone2011]

haha, I enjoy reading the HP for some laughs. I found this gem the other day: Andy Borowitz: Athlete without Compelling Personal Drama Expelled from Olympics

 

[keepngoal]

the article is a FAKE.....

-keep

 

[1100011CS]

In other Olympic news, China's hopes for winning more medals in women's gymnastics were dashed when one of their leading gymnasts vanished down a bathtub drain on Tuesday.

:biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[keepngoal]

funny stuff:

In other Olympic news, China's hopes for winning more medals in women's gymnastics were dashed when one of their leading gymnasts vanished down a bathtub drain on Tuesday.
Immediately after Jiang Qimin's disappearance, Beijing authorities launched a search for the acclaimed seven-pound athlete.
Jiang had been the subject of speculation earlier this week as many foreign observers doubted China's claims that the two-foot-tall gymnast was sixteen years old.

 

[pulse]

"I want my sippy cup" :biglaugh:

 

[isuarch80]

the article is a FAKE.....

-keep

:notworthy:
Um, do you want a lead medal for figuring that out?

Sorry, just giving out some ****

 

[Wesley]

Andy Borowitz: China's Gold Medals Found to Have High Lead Content


Phelps response to it?

"I am very, very concerned about my extensive contact with gold medals," Mr. Phelps told reporters. "But what am I supposed to do? Stop being so awesome?"
LOLOLOL

The gold bug guys will say it takes nine gold medals to equal one real gold medals. Right, Mike? Be like Mike.

 

[keepngoal]

:notworthy:
Um, do you want a lead medal for figuring that out?

Sorry, just giving out some ****

not really... just pointing it out to a few that thought it was by thier first posts int he thread.

no worries about giving me ****... I love ****.. I shovel **** and I serve ****.
-keep