Glad I'm a Fat American

It's horrible but the way his feet are sticking out makes me chuckle! I know, I'm a terrible person.

He survived and is fair game. If he had died, we would’ve had to wait two days before making fun of him.
 
This is one time my fat would save my life. No way I would ever get stuck in there.

But you could easily fall into a crack more befitting your body type and still get stuck and die.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9677922/cambodia-man-trapped-mountain-rocks/
 
The worst way to die from something in nature or whatever (i.e. not disease) would be buried alive in snow via avalanche and I'm not sure it's close.
 
I remember going to Ruby Falls in Tennessee and seeing the original opening to the cave. It was a little over a foot high and barely big enough for a man to squeeze into, and it took like a whole day (almost 24 hours) to crawl to the opening in the waterfall and back. **** that! Cavers are a special kind of crazy.
 

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