Gift to OU Athletics

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It'd be nice to get hundreds/thousands of people to send something like that, but it would have to be more like a $5 thing. Sort of a "denial of service" repeated embarassment thing.
 
I do love the idea of not asking your highly-coveted football coach his opinion on moving to the SEC.

I find it almost impossible to believe they didn't talk to him about it before it happened. But even then, if you as an athletic director truly think the SEC is in your best long-term interests, you still make the move even if your coach doesn't like it. Coaching is a notoriously transient business and you don't that tail wag the dog.
 
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How much to send a flaming bag of dog poop

Not as much as you might think.
https://poopsenders.com/

I did this once to an individual that stiffed me on a rather significant business deal. At that time they had liquid cow manure as an option. Even though I did not get the satisfaction of watching him open it, the experience was strangely satisfying.

Here's another one: https://www.shitexpress.com/
 
I want to send a couple one dollar bills in the mail to their athletic department with a note "this is to go towards your next coach buyout in 3 years after you join the SEC. Invest it wisely and it could be worth nearly $3"
 
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Not as much as you might think.
https://poopsenders.com/

I did this once to an individual that stiffed me on a rather significant business deal. At that time they had liquid cow manure as an option. Even though I did not get the satisfaction of watching him open it, the experience was strangely satisfying.

Here's another one: https://www.shitexpress.com/
Kosher?? They have a rabbi bless it?
 

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