Festivus - CF style

[chicagoCy]

First we will start with the Festivus dinner.

Following that is the Airing of Grievances in which we tell people (Fanatics or not) the ways they have disappointed us this past year.

And finally the Feats of Strengths, in which the head of the household (Jeremy) challenges one CF member to a wrestling match. Festivus is not over until the head of the household has been pinned.

I'll start, I've got a lot of problems and now you're all gonna hear about them. I'll start with you, NCAA & Miles Brand. Lucca tells me that you guys stink!

~feel free to add on any airing of grievances before the feats of strength begin

 

[acs4isu]

My grievances are too numerous to mention here, but the one that tops my list is no matter how many times they say it, it ain't our super bowl.

 

[guitarchitect7]

Iowa is NOT a Hawkeye state!

 

[brianhos]

 

[drmwevr08]

Oh, boy, not that he needed it but rep for Brian.

I love Seinfeld...

 

[ripvdub]

"Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet with a hot babe... i lost my train of thought."

 

[snowcraig2.0]

The left lane is for people going fast!

 

[Cyclonepride]

First we will start with the Festivus dinner.

Following that is the Airing of Grievances in which we tell people (Fanatics or not) the ways they have disappointed us this past year.

And finally the Feats of Strengths, in which the head of the household (Jeremy) challenges one CF member to a wrestling match. Festivus is not over until the head of the household has been pinned.

I'll start, I've got a lot of problems and now you're all gonna hear about them. I'll start with you, NCAA & Miles Brand. Lucca tells me that you guys stink!

~feel free to add on any airing of grievances before the feats of strength begin

Why do I get the feeling that the airing of grievances will take up the first 100 pages of the thread?

 

[superdorf]

If you don't like my answer to your question that is too bad... I'm the only person who knows the answer and you aren't going to get a better answer from someone else.

Can you tell I'm having a bad day?

 

[jakemcilroy]

Have you seen the pole...Kruger?

 

[cmoneyr]

That will now be commandeered for my sig.

 

[Cyclone62]

I'm still bitter at Hawkeye fans for making me lose all my credits.

 

[mustangwinner97]

HAPPY FESTIVUS