El Chapo caught

[Cyclonesince78]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/08/americas/el-chapo-captured-mexico/index.html

 

[CyOps]

Third time's a charm.

 

[jcyclonee]

At first, I thought this said El Guapo.

 

[inCyteful]

What other offers did he have?

 

[BCClone]

At first, I thought this said El Guapo.

For trimming the hedges, raping the horses and riding off on the women.

 

[jcyclonee]

For trimming the hedges, raping the horses and riding off on the women.

​You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BCClone again.

 

[BCClone]

​You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BCClone again.

Id give rep, but got no clue how to.

 

[NWICY]

Over/under on how long before he escapes again?

 

[Prone2Clone]

Sounds like an infomercial product for use in the kitchen.

 

[jcyclonee]

Id give rep, but got no clue how to.

Little badgey-looking thing in the lower left corner.

 

[RING4CY]

And I wasn't the one to capture him to rake in the reward money. Guess I have to play the Powerball this weekend now.

 

[BCClone]

And I wasn't the one to capture him to rake in the reward money. Guess I have to play the Powerball this weekend now.

Probably wouldn't live long enough to spend it.

 

[jcyclonee]

And I wasn't the one to capture him to rake in the reward money. Guess I have to play the Powerball this weekend now.

You weren't. I thought that's why you bought the cheese the other today, to lure him into your little mousetrap.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

And I wasn't the one to capture him to rake in the reward money. Guess I have to play the Powerball this weekend now.

I think you'll live longer with that decision



Edit: BCClone beat me to it

 

[bos]

They need to take him out back and put a bullet in his head unless they can get him across the border to the US where he can be stuck in a prison with real guards.

 

[Clonehomer]

So should the US offer to hold him in one of our maximum security prisons? It seems in our best interest to keep him locked up and the Mexican government has shown to not be up to the task.

 

[Gonzo]

Over/under on how long before he escapes again?

Six months.

Over/under on number of conjugal visits he gets before said escape?

 

[NWICY]

Six months.

Over/under on number of conjugal visits he gets before said escape?

Assuming your 6 months is right I'll go with 24 visits.

 

[cycloner29]

So should the US offer to hold him in one of our maximum security prisons? It seems in our best interest to keep him locked up and the Mexican government has shown to not be up to the task.

Not when the prison floors are dirt!!

 

[CloneIce]

They need to take him out back and put a bullet in his head unless they can get him across the border to the US where he can be stuck in a prison with real guards.

They are saying he will most likely get extradited to the U.S. His escaping days are over.