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Drunk driver arrested for driving 85 miles an hour while having sex in the backseat

sdillon500

sdillon500

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This man is some kind of superhero:

Among the latest allegations in the lawsuit pending in Fairfax County Circuit Court:

Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.â€￾

Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.â€￾

Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.â€￾

Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.â€￾

On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph - The State of NoVa - The Washington Post
 
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I have a new hero.
 
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Was he also found with this on his chest?

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It's the backseat part that gets me. I can see doing three out of four of those things reasonably well. But doing them all in the backseat? Either he drives a Mini Cooper or he's Mr. Fantastic.
 
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sdillon500 said:
It's the backseat part that gets me. I can see doing three out of four of those things reasonably well. But doing them all in the backseat? Either he drives a Mini Cooper or he's Mr. Fantastic.
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He must have a really long... leg... you know to reach the accelerator pedal and stuff.
 
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cruise control to maintain speed?
 
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If the guy was partially in the back seat it would mean he didn't have a seat belt on and if he was going 85 mph at the time of the crash, he probably be dead. Along with the girl and the other guy too. Police put **** in police reports all the time. Maybe they knew it was this guy's 21st birthday and decided to **** with him. Bet the guy's buddes had a hell of a laugh when it hit the papers ... "Guy gets in crash while having sex !!!" Maybe the guy was a virgin and they were just messing with him. Lots of reasons, but did it happen the way it was written up? Nope, probably not.
 
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Rickybaby said:
If the guy was partially in the back seat it would mean he didn't have a seat belt on and if he was going 85 mph at the time of the crash, he probably be dead. Along with the girl and the other guy too. Police put **** in police reports all the time. Maybe they knew it was this guy's 21st birthday and decided to **** with him. Bet the guy's buddes had a hell of a laugh when it hit the papers ... "Guy gets in crash while having sex !!!" Maybe the guy was a virgin and they were just messing with him. Lots of reasons, but did it happen the way it was written up? Nope, probably not.
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storykiller :realmad:...
 
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Rickybaby said:
If the guy was partially in the back seat it would mean he didn't have a seat belt on and if he was going 85 mph at the time of the crash, he probably be dead. Along with the girl and the other guy too. Police put **** in police reports all the time. Maybe they knew it was this guy's 21st birthday and decided to **** with him. Bet the guy's buddes had a hell of a laugh when it hit the papers ... "Guy gets in crash while having sex !!!" Maybe the guy was a virgin and they were just messing with him. Lots of reasons, but did it happen the way it was written up? Nope, probably not.
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Maybe he was saved by the girls airbags.

Plus if you think the police just made some stuff to make the report sound good and then didn't correct it before it went to trial I think you are crazy.
 
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Almost as cool as James Bond - 007 wouldn't have crashed!
 
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Rickybaby said:
If the guy was partially in the back seat it would mean he didn't have a seat belt on and if he was going 85 mph at the time of the crash, he probably be dead. Along with the girl and the other guy too. Police put **** in police reports all the time. Maybe they knew it was this guy's 21st birthday and decided to **** with him. Bet the guy's buddes had a hell of a laugh when it hit the papers ... "Guy gets in crash while having sex !!!" Maybe the guy was a virgin and they were just messing with him. Lots of reasons, but did it happen the way it was written up? Nope, probably not.
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The guy probably had reclining seats, which might explain the "partially in the back seat" part of the complaint. And why is he a superhero? If he hadn't crashed, then yes, but crashing made him just another D-bag.
 
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There's a turd in the punchbowl. I repeat, there's a turd in the punchbowl.

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CyLoboClone said:
There's a turd in the punchbowl. I repeat, there's a turd in the punchbowl.
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I think you're the one who put it there. WTF is that mess you posted?
 
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