NFL: D Lineman falls out of shorts during 40yd dash at the combine

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Leave it up to the wisecracking Rich Eisen to note that “these guys fall down hard and long.”
 
Should the thread title be "Lineman's D falls out of shorts during the 40yd dash at the combine"?
 
Has all the measurables, could get drafted in the first Rd.
 
Draft profile on him from CBS Sports:

STRENGTHS: Looks good on the hoof with a big-boned frame and core strength. Quick initial step with an efficient spin move. Agile lower body to sidestep blocks and operate in small spaces, redirecting himself without losing momentum in pursuit. Quick hands and attacks the shoulder of blockers to wedge himself through gaps. Understands how to split double-teams, using his body to gain leverage. Determined chaser away from the line of scrimmage. Uses his long arms to press blockers off his frame. Commended by the coaches for his improved practice habits and attention to detail, working hard in the weight room to shed bad weight. Experienced lining up at multiple spots inside and outside on the defensive line.WEAKNESSES: High-hipped and doesn't consistently bend at his knees. Plays flat-footed and struggles to control his momentum in his rush. Inconsistent pad level off the snap, rushing upright and struggling to get underneath blockers. Narrow-based and offenses can run at him. Digests what he sees, but doesn't anticipate due to marginal instincts. Lacks a sense of urgency and wears down easily, forcing him to go half-speed too often. Needs to keep his emotions in check on the field. Pass rush lacks variety, lacking move-to-move transition. Only one season as a full-time starter with underwhelming career production.
IN OUR VIEW: Jones offers a terrific blend of size, body control and strength, but is not yet the sum of his parts with inconsistent ball awareness and effort ? he has plenty in the toolbox, but is still figuring out how to use them all.
Jones is still raw in several areas, but it's easy to see the potential due to his foot quickness and body type. Although he shows first-round flashes, it comes in spurts and the impact of his body of work doesn't warrant that high of a selection.

There's a lot there to work with...
 
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We watched this yesterday. I feel SO bad for this poor guy; he has to just be mortified. And proud. Very, very proud.
 
Loose as a goose, he slid to hide his manhood.

As embarrassing as it would be, I think my first thought would be "I'm gonna attempt to cover as much up as I can with my hands" and not "I should use my junk as an anchor as I slide to a stop on this field turf."
 
Don't forget sore; he slid forward on his belly...

Road rash. Yowch!

I have no point of comparison with this particular anatomical part, but I can't imagine anything much worse that you could do to it that is a superficial wound.
 
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