Commercials that need to be shot into the sun

The guy trying to be Michael Buffer on that Zoom commercial, just needs punched right in his suck hole. Hearing him got “ZOOOOOO…..” through the whole commercial, just made me yell “STFU” at the TV.
Saw this for the very first time yesterday. Mrs. Velo was in the kitchen and could only hear it. She said, "What is that? That is so annoying!" I can't disagree with her.
 
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I'm not entirely certain why I hate this current ad from IKEA so much. But I seriously, seriously hate this ad. There just seems to be such a disconnect between who they really are, and who they're trying to be here. The folksy voiceover guy, the slow countryfied piano, the B-roll of small homes in tightly knit neighborhoods. None of it aligns with the sleek, minimalist, modern Scandinavian aesthetic that is the IKEA brand identity. It legit kind of angers me.

 
I want Zoom or someone like that to do a combination football game and funeral ad.

”I’m at the football game … I’m at Gramma’s funeral … I’m at the combination football game and Gramma’s funeral!”

Or Instacart could turn it around and have somebody at a funeral also shopping for groceries on their phone … “I’m at the combination funeral home and grocery store!”
 

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