CHIZIK FEATURED ON RIVALS FRONT PAGE!

CyKosys

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Take a peek. Our (former) boy wonder is on the front page of the Rivals site with all kinds of glowing comments about his Top 20 class. What a snake. "Win at all costs"? Not me! "Honor before victory"? That's more like it. In my book, win or lose, Chizik will ALWAYS be a loser!
 
chizzledick could not recruit s#%$ if it were not having mazahn on his current staff-mazahn is the reason that auburn is able to attract some decent recruits.
 
He got a good class. Give him credit.

Now the coaching part of it is another thing.

He's in the toughest conference in the country and they were lousy last year.

Actually I hope he does do well.
 
It just goes to show you that it's not just the head coach that pulls in recruits. You have to have a school that is known for football to help.
 
Shoot, I logged onto the wrong board. I thought this was CYCLONEfanatic. I'm only concerned about what happens at ISU, not Auburn.
 
He got a good class. Give him credit.

I expect he had very little to do with it. Most of Auburn's recruiting class was probably bought and paid for by Bobby Lowder and the rest of the Auburn boosters, and delivered to Chizik on a silver platter.
 
Shoot, I logged onto the wrong board. I thought this was CYCLONEfanatic. I'm only concerned about what happens at ISU, not Auburn.

You're right, no one ever posts anything about other schools. No one ever posts anything about fomer coaches and players who ****ed us over, either. :jimlad:
 
That does it. I'm taking a crap in a box and mailing it to him. Who's with me?

I would recommend using UPS Next Day Air or FedEx early am delivery to be sure that GC captures the true essence of your package. :wink:

(Not that I am an expert on mailing poo or anything. I'm just saying I have heard that is more effective.):biglaugh:
 
I would recommend using UPS Next Day Air or FedEx early am delivery to be sure that GC captures the true essence of your package. :wink:

(Not that I am an expert on mailing poo or anything. I'm just saying I have heard that is more effective.):biglaugh:
I think you have the best name to give advice on said matter.
 
It may be a top 20 class but it is towards the bottom of the rivals rankings in the SEC. I think that says more about the SEC than Auburn though
 
Looks like he's trying his Jedi mind tricks on the Auburn faithful

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I would recommend using UPS Next Day Air or FedEx early am delivery to be sure that GC captures the true essence of your package. :wink:

(Not that I am an expert on mailing poo or anything. I'm just saying I have heard that is more effective.):biglaugh:

I think it would get worse with time, so I would use the slowest shipping method possible. However, I may be completely wrong on this, and as Cyclone62 said, someone with the name SwirlingFloater should probably be respected as the authority on this matter.
 
A sucessful history of a program can do wonders for recruiting. Gene jumped on the Train and rode it home. I just hope he likes being a coach that gets to make decisions after the Alumni and then the President and of course the AD approve it. I mean after all it is THEIR program. And as far as sending fecal matter, I think we should support him and send some Preparation H or GLIDE to deal with all the poundings he is going to recieve from the SEC this year.
 
He had good classes at ISU and still didnt do much with them except complain about the lack of talent he had.
 

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