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[Cyfan4good]

New Trail cam pic today. Have fun, be careful.

 

[GrindingAway]

Hey Vern. Wanna go catch the Hawkeye game?

Nah I'm busy here.

 

[ISUCubswin]

Mom, why was dad doing this to you last night?

 

[cyclonedave25]

"Since we don't have hands, we have to please ourselves like this."

 

[GrindingAway]

Mom how come my milk doesn't tastes like yours

 

[bosco]

Hey Buck I got a joke for you...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Spoiler

No EYE DEER

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Spoiler

STILL no eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia?

Spoiler

Still no F***ING eye deer

 

[CyArob]

It's sterile and I like the taste.

 

[GrindingAway]

Those yoga classes are really paying off.

 

[Prone2Clone]

Careful honey, you'll get Hawkeye on you.

 

[Bu4ISU]

What the **** did that buck just put up my ***.

 

[TheBentStick]

Emeril was right, wild venison does taste like ***.

 

[CNECloneFan]

"Is that my *** hole?"

"No honey, it's your Hawkeye"

 

[Wesley]

"I'm beginning to like the smell of my own farts."

 

[Ry4Cy]

This must be the deer version of mom walking in on son "enjoying" himself.

 

[00clone]

Son, if you keep doing that, you'll get chronic wasting disease.

 

[cowgirl836]

"what? I don't think that one stank at all!"