Wow, brianhos hanging the big fat curve over the heart of the plate with that one...... I don't know if I can resist.
....... Arg, since this isn't in the politics forum I guess I will just have to take this one for a strike......
...... Aw who am I kidding, Johnny, tell him what he's won! ...Well bhos, you've just won an all-inclusive stay at the People's Republic of America, where you can kick back and relax and enjoy your carefree stay courtesy of the US government, where they are ready and willing to meet your every need! This prize package is valued at...... aw screw it, we don't really know how much it costs, we're just going to tax the crap out of rich people and big oil to cover the bill.
.... some exclusions may apply.