Bill Braskie

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Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!

He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies.
 
Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
 
Re: Bill Braskie The Greatest Salesman...

"Bill Braskie was a son of a b*tch!"
"He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health!"
"He had a four-day heart attack, one for each chamber!"
"After the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccota cheese!"
"They found $60 worth of change in his stomach!"
"He taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child!"
"He LOVED extension chords!"
"He HATED Mexicans!"
"He was half-Mexican!"
"And he HATED irony!"
"He grew a third arm and kept it in a vault!"
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