oddly enough I know it is suppose to be a joke but truly kinda makes sense as well:
LeBron's Next Team
In scant weeks, LeBron James will be the most desirable free agent in recent memory. Where will basketball's biggest catch choose to go?
LeBron's Next Team | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Kings: Sacramento GM Geoff Petrie has been known to call James "the best player in the league," so perhaps this will flatter LeBron into making the wrong decision
Knicks: LeBron has said he's always wanted to play in the Empire State Building
Nets: East Rutherford could be the destination, as James has hinted to the media how much he loves "marshy hellholes"
Bulls: Have wooed James by offering him a chance to be the franchise's all-time second-best player
Bucks: Not very likely, since LeBron has never even heard of this team
Heat: Miami, having no income tax, or apparently any other laws of any kind, may prove intriguing to young James
BK Ventspils: LeBron has always been enamored with Latvia's nightlife
Cavaliers: Makes perfect sense for both sides, but God, would that be boring
also bonus: Breakdown of Steve Nash!!!
LeBron's Next Team
In scant weeks, LeBron James will be the most desirable free agent in recent memory. Where will basketball's biggest catch choose to go?
LeBron's Next Team | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Kings: Sacramento GM Geoff Petrie has been known to call James "the best player in the league," so perhaps this will flatter LeBron into making the wrong decision
Knicks: LeBron has said he's always wanted to play in the Empire State Building
Nets: East Rutherford could be the destination, as James has hinted to the media how much he loves "marshy hellholes"
Bulls: Have wooed James by offering him a chance to be the franchise's all-time second-best player
Bucks: Not very likely, since LeBron has never even heard of this team
Heat: Miami, having no income tax, or apparently any other laws of any kind, may prove intriguing to young James
BK Ventspils: LeBron has always been enamored with Latvia's nightlife
Cavaliers: Makes perfect sense for both sides, but God, would that be boring
also bonus: Breakdown of Steve Nash!!!