So i heard the funniest thing today. A friend of mines boyfriend can go to a class for anger management i think not sure exactly though to avoid jail time and it's this saturday but he told her he bought tickets to the game already so he's not going to go to the class and he would just go to jail for a month. Wow!
Avoid jail or go to the Hawkeye/UNI Game.
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Bet half those people are gonna be coming straight from tailgating with a few good ol' Red Bull and Vodka in them!!!
and if the hawks lose...should we just make the lease out for 12 months so he can get a cheaper cell rate?
Is your friend blonde? She probaby didn't understand the boyfriend was joking. And a class for a day or a month of jail? Really? No ones that dumb, someone forgot their sarcasm pirate.
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The difference being she will be able to break up with her boyfriend. He won't be able to break up with his.
Perhaps he can get a two for one, and throw in a decision making class while he's at it. And yeah, she needs a new boyfriend.
This. If he spends 30 days in jail he misses 4 or 5 games. He is doing this to go to the UNI game? Someone in this story is BSing us.
I think you're assuming that the average Hawk fan possesses the capacity for analytical thought.