Any Jim Bakker Show fans here?

Ok. I just watched the video and I need a new drug dealer, My guy sucks. I always just end up eating mac and cheese and watching serial killer shows. Her dude is way better.
 
I mean, hey, who hasn't got the gargoyle clap?

Now seriously, how does your life end up like hers? Telling crazy stories and convincing people to send you money. Do you start off thinking you are doing good and then you get jaded and it just becomes about money and you have no other marketable skills? Do you start off as a hustler, and figure the Jesus hustle is better since generally is legal and tax free if done right? Are you actually nuts and believe the crap you are saying? Seriously. How do you go from being a kid taking algebra in 9th grade, and then 20 years later end up doing... that?
 
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I honestly thought he was still in prison for wire fraud
Nah, he's out of jail, and selling food buckets for the apocalypse.

Don't get raptured on an empty stomach. Enjoy a gullet full of Pastor Jim's signature country gravy, chock full of sausage made from the ancestors of the herd from Jesus' "Miracle of the Swine". Available by the gallon.
 
I buy the food buckets so I’m ready for the fundamentalist end times and/or a centrist US president destroying the fabric of the universe with boring moderate policies.
 
What is the fascination conspiracy nut jobs have with lizard people? Did "V" worm its way into the country's psyche or something?
 
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I mean, hey, who hasn't got the gargoyle clap?

Now seriously, how does your life end up like hers? Telling crazy stories and convincing people to send you money. Do you start off thinking you are doing good and then you get jaded and it just becomes about money and you have no other marketable skills? Do you start off as a hustler, and figure the Jesus hustle is better since generally is legal and tax free if done right? Are you actually nuts and believe the crap you are saying? Seriously. How do you go from being a kid taking algebra in 9th grade, and then 20 years later end up doing... that?
Sounds kind of like a past president....
 

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