2005: Anyone have their full keg stolen???

Anyone lose a red flip-flop, sometime around 3pm, June 3rd, 1968, upstate New York?
 
No, but our football shaped mini grill from SI was stolen around 1998 in Ames, that still pisses me off.... a mini bag a match light and 10 minutes and you were ready to grill....
 
Must have been a hawk keg - no ISU keg would be full at 10:00 at night.
 
We understand, you just got confused, like many Hawk fans, you thought you were at your day job of picking up cans, also like most Hawk fans. Its just a slightly bigger can.
 
Iowa @ ISU game. Full Bud Light keg. Probably 10ish at night or so...

This is obviously a sham. No one would steal a Bud Light keg. Unless they happened to have a Miller Lite keg and this was their only chance to upgrade.
 
We understand, you just got confused, like many Hawk fans, you thought you were at your day job of picking up cans, also like most Hawk fans. Its just a slightly bigger can.

If I ran across someone who could just bend down and pick up a full keg of beer, that's probably not somebody I would **** with.

Here, take it.
 

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