Thought of a couple more...
"I want to die along the highway, and rot away like some ole highline pole"
"and when I die, you can bury me in Lubbock, TX....in my jeans"
Went to his show in '99 at Jack Trice, still haven't decided on this one. I saw King George the first time he played in Iowa at the Clay County Fair in Spencer in 1985, and several times at the Iowa State Fair as well.