Couldn't figure out why this was a story on CNN's front page as everyone's seen much worse at an elementary school. That was until I heard the teacher was involved. Weird.
Bag of poo sent home in kid's backpack
I've got an extra for Saturday, Sect 108, Row 21. $15 if you want it. Since it's late, you'll probably have to meet me in Vegas before the game. PM me if you're interested.