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  1. GaryJohnson

    Who do they have?

    I absolutely jumped on UNI's bandwagon this past March, and did so with absolutely zero shame. "Bandwagon?" Seriously? You sound like an angsty eleventh-grader who's upset that his favorite band has become popular-ish.
  2. GaryJohnson

    The picture of tim dwight on registeronline.com looks like badguy from roger rabbit.

    Re: The picture of tim dwight on registeronline.com looks like badguy from roger rabb Hilarious (the picture/comparison, I mean, not Breck's "hur hur hur black guys have gold teeth lulz" facepalmery).
  3. GaryJohnson

    W and L the 2010 Schedule

    How is it that ISU forced 8 turnovers against Nebraska, but Iowa was gifted 6(?) turnovers against ISU? Because that is the standard meme here.
  4. GaryJohnson

    My thoughts exactly...

    HE'S A TRAITOR GET HIM!!
  5. GaryJohnson

    My thoughts exactly...

    HEY! Look here, Mr. Wisenheimer, your logic, maturity, intelligence and rock-solid rationale have no place here. You either start foaming at the mouth and joining in the lunatic banshee wailing of all-consuming neurosis, or get out. You yucky grownup, you.
  6. GaryJohnson

    CPR 2010 Signature FB Upset/Win ??

    Of all people, CyPride is not delusional.
  7. GaryJohnson

    My thoughts exactly...

    This, x a million infinities. Easily one of the weirdest places on the internet. I love it.
  8. GaryJohnson

    Does anyone else think KF will leave Iowa in 5-6 years?

    He will retire in Iowa City unless offered the Steelers job (and I don't see him anyplace else in the league), and even then... I don't know that he'd take it.
  9. GaryJohnson

    Phil Steele ranks both Stanzi and Vandenberg ahead of AA

    Have you considered where you are?
  10. GaryJohnson

    Hawkeyenation

    Because you're obsessed.
  11. GaryJohnson

    We are done going to Bowls

    That doesn't' sound like an "A-Team"-type attitude. That sounds more like a bad attitude. Which is guess is sort of the same thing, depending. Never mind.
  12. GaryJohnson

    Pizza Hut ad unintentionally slams Clones

    This is true. My sister's father-in-law is one of the founders. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't give two poops about Iowa State or its sports teams. That said, I'm still 100% sure the Cyclones jersey thing in the commercial is absolutely intentional, because the universe is out to get you and...
  13. GaryJohnson

    Would Iowa?

    Wait, I take that back - that's really unfair to sixth graders everywhere.
  14. GaryJohnson

    Would Iowa?

    /sixth grade education'd
  15. GaryJohnson

    Iowa Academics vs ISU Academics

    This. Comparing the two head to head is idiotic. It's carrots vs. broccoli - they're both really, really good for you, just in different ways (despite both being from the same overall category). A lot of ISU fans are simply going to have to admit/face the fact that the U of Iowa is an...
  16. GaryJohnson

    A nice summary of the realignment...

    I bet you are tons of fun at parties.
  17. GaryJohnson

    BoR laughs at ISU

    He'll probably spend a lot of time in the office, then.
  18. GaryJohnson

    BoR laughs at ISU

    Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey there, rational adult - this is no place for logic and maturity. Why don't you take that crap someplace else until you can better learn to react only emotionally with little regard for reality or common sense. That... that... perspective and wisdom is not welcome here.