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  1. GaryJohnson

    Now that f-ball's over, what do EIU fans have to do?

    This place is so weird. God it's awesome.
  2. GaryJohnson

    Things you hear from hawks after the win.

    He had 4 pick-sixes. What's even more amazing is his ability to shrug it off and move on. Dude has no memory. He's unflappable. He cannot be flapped! And I'd be concerned about the Badgers too.
  3. GaryJohnson

    Now that f-ball's over, what do EIU fans have to do?

    Obsess about Iowa State, natch...
  4. GaryJohnson

    Clayborn

    This thread's still going, huh?
  5. GaryJohnson

    Iowa's Basketball Roster

    Yeah, but they'd be at the top of the bottom half.
  6. GaryJohnson

    Iowa's Basketball Roster

    You're welcome!
  7. GaryJohnson

    Iowa's Basketball Roster

    PC, your butthurt whining over Gatens' quote (that was the quote? That's it? Really?) only serves to validate every "little brother" stigma already attached to you and your fanbase.
  8. GaryJohnson

    Surprised this hasn't been posted yet...

    KIRK FERENTZ HAS LOST CONTROL OF THE ATLANTA FALCONS!!
  9. GaryJohnson

    Iowa QB

    Unlike malapropism.
  10. GaryJohnson

    Gift ideas. Need help!

    For $49.99 you can get her a picture of me naked.
  11. GaryJohnson

    Outrageous Statement by Iowa Sports Information Director Phil Haddy

    A MILLION PEOPLE? THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS!! OUTRAGEOUS, I TELLS YA!! BLLEEEEAEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
  12. GaryJohnson

    Outrageous Statement by Iowa Sports Information Director Phil Haddy

    I know I'm definitely outraged.
  13. GaryJohnson

    I miss the Muppets!

    God I love the Muppets so much. I wish they were real.
  14. GaryJohnson

    GREAT season

    Yep, congrats on a great season, guys. You have a lot to be proud of, and a lot to be excited about going into next year. Hope you snag a good bowl game and destroy some stupid SEC (or whover) team cocky enough to overlook you.
  15. GaryJohnson

    Iowa Bball Debacle: David Palmer tweet to Cyrus Tate

    Tate doesn't sound that sympathetic...
  16. GaryJohnson

    Too Bad For Iowa There Is No Poulan WeedEater Bowl

    I don't get it. You can't possibly be referring to the basketball team, as there no bow- wait, are you talking about basketball? Because that makes about as much sense as anything else I can come up with for what you're getting at here. Seriously, I don't get it. Please explain.
  17. GaryJohnson

    Question for Iowa fans

    Spievey seems the most likely to go, with Clayborn a close second. If Spievey goes, then yes, Bernstine will take his place. Clayborn's spot would likely be filled by Mike Daniels.
  18. GaryJohnson

    At Ames High --- Scene Setter

    So wait, they're having a big assembly to watch this kid eat cupcakes?
  19. GaryJohnson

    Stanzi to get medical redshirt?

    Sure he could - if he doesn't play a single snap next season.