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  1. jsmith86

    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    My football coach wanted me to gain weight in high school. He said what I needed to do was drink as much milk as possible and to eat as many egg whites as I could get my hands on, either cooked up into an omelette or whipped into a meringue.
  2. jsmith86

    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Well, there is this one thread that I get tricked into reading almost every day...
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    somethkng euphemism something I refer to it as a stout myself. I'm a bit lost on how to make euphemisms for any other kind of beer though.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Sure it isn't in those 'glamour shots' you send?
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    I forgot how much I hate all the ************* uneducated hawkeye bumpkin rednecks living around the CR area. Some ******* came zooming up in his 80s buick just now where the lanes converge over by the airport and sat on my ***, so I set my cruise right on the speed limit. First passing zone...
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Diaper pants hawk got a talking to from the flight attendant who was not happy about him smuggling alcohol minis onto the plane.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Got exit row! Also it's weird that this plane for a 40 minute hop is bigger than the one for the two hour trip from Albany
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Just my luck, my flight back is full of UI fans with dope hats and the bieber diaper pants.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Terrible redirect ads on my phone on here tonight for some reason. It's opened the App Store three times and another webpage twice in the past two minutes
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Tiny tiny plane from Albany to O'Hare. Surprised it doesn't have props.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Edit: just realized with the time differential it will only be 11:50. Yay!
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Sitting in the Albany airport now. Interview went well. Not looking forward to getting home at 12:50 though
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Been sitting here waiting 10 minutes now for a cab I called for half an hour ago. This is why I like uber.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    I took it from Ames to CR and couldn't believe how many semis were on it. Its insane.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Is that why I can understand a smoker jonesing for a cigarette now when I think about Dr. Pepper, a month into no caffeinated pop? :jimlad:
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    If you're going out East, http://tailofthedragon.com/
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Me too. That and I love taking road trips.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Just landed in NY and there is a stuck jetway. Maybe United was the problem today and not O'Hare
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Got on the plane to NY, taxied a bit and then had to go back and deplane because the flaps failed. Hoping they find us a new plane sometime soon.
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    Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

    Also, it's the only place I've had a delay of some sort every time I've flown through. When I went through Singapore a few year ago, they didn't have power to the building and they still didn't have a delay.