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  1. Jetta

    Paris Hilton for President!

    Not me! I'm officially married to the best anti-jerk ever. But don't let it get around and spoil his "tough" reputation. :wink:
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    Paris Hilton for President!

    You should see a video I had to watch when I was in my first year of teacher education. A scary amount of high school kids are convinced the earth is the center of the solar system.
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    Paris Hilton for President!

    :confused:Is there such a thing a negative reputation?:smile:
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    Paris Hilton for President!

    I have a sister (double major: Chemistry and Biology) here in Iowa. Though even though my first outfit was a Cyclone onesie, I don't think my parents could take all that body paint staining their couch every Christmas.
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    Paris Hilton for President!

    Well, how bout this: it also takes two to save it. Even if only one decides to call it quits even though the other party wanted to work it out; both people can look back and figure out things they could've done better. I'm most afraid of the people who claim total and complete impunity in the...
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    Paris Hilton for President!

    The problem with intelligent women is that they do tend to speak their minds, tell you what's wrong (instead of just this "you should know"), and call you on your bs. I know it takes two to make or break a marriage, but if you're friends on his third. . . It sounds to me that he doesn't want...
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    Winter Blackout Leads to Mini Baby Boom

    Yes, but I think our Flag Guy might go above and beyond what is even considered normal for internet.
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    Winter Blackout Leads to Mini Baby Boom

    Notice who's had to look. . . :eek: Is there a site for people THAT into face paint?
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    Winter Blackout Leads to Mini Baby Boom

    Well, it sounds like you've already hit the jackpot. :wink: Why try to intentionally strike out? Stay in retirement and go down a hero, Favre.
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    Winter Blackout Leads to Mini Baby Boom

    Why? His current is obviously already smart. I mean, are you actually encouraging "mini-bostines"?
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    Winter Blackout Leads to Mini Baby Boom

    This is the whole reason behind my existence. What are you saying?:eek:
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    Computer person, Please Help!

    You can't pull him out with just a thread. You need something thicker, like a rope. Oh, well, he's fine now. I guess I'll take off my super important rescuer hat.
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    Mediacom raises rates because of BTN

    But this was your price as a new customer, right? I couldn't get that as an "existing" customer. Anyone want to move in with us for a month so we can get a "new customer" rate?
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    Would you let your 13-year old read this book?

    I agree, but 13 is the time when kids finally develop formal operations. This is the time you should be training them in making the right choices, and giving them space to gain experience. Wanting a library to not have a book so that it won't even be there doesn't teach him to make good...
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    Worst injury you've had...

    Giving birth. . . J/K. Though remind me not to stand too close to MaxPower.
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    Would you let your 13-year old read this book?

    So, any chance mommy might let her baby out of the plastic bubble before he's 21? Someone put a red flag on any college application from a kid with the last name Taffey, because she's going to be the parent who tries to take control of campus to keep her child safe and protected.
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    Mediacom raises rates because of BTN

    "Female" + "<130 lbs" + "non-Irish/German" = Very cheap date
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    Mediacom raises rates because of BTN

    I love that place! And for $60 you could go at least four times and break even. I think I'm going with your plan.
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    Mediacom raises rates because of BTN

    We moved into our house a year ago August. The people who hooked up our cable (apparently ind contractors) said we had a really low (negative) signal. They left the cable out above ground because they said mediacom needed to come fix the signal. Three months later, I called MC to see what was...
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    Beer pouring robots

    . . . saving the sanity of bartenders everywhere.