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    Official Election Day 2008 Discussion Thread

    For the people who live in caves and only turn on their TV's once every four years for the election, NBC just revealed that their reporter is not, in fact, in a secret rotunda underground but that they are using the black sorcery of "green screen." The apocolypse is happening, people. NBC is...
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    waiters given a $10,000 dollar tip

    Ah, that makes sense.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    I didn't see this right away when I opened the "Off Topic" forum and I was afraid this thread had gone the way of meat pies for a second.
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    waiters given a $10,000 dollar tip

    That's a nice tip, but can you imagine eating at the same restaurant every night for three weeks? They could've used some of that $10,000 and gotten some variety.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    They're boring, they deserve it. They deserve to be made up into meat pies with mustard.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    She's related to me, but nicer. Imagine. Plus she's a genius; double major in chem and biology. Though she is almost 6' tall, which apparently causes some guys to have complexes. Feeding me is a GREAT hobby.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    You asked for it . . . my mama. Though to be fair, it was lost as soon as Wolverine contemplated having to spend the holidays with you. :tongue:
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    Fine, since you are obviously ungrateful, tell your mom she can adopt me. Forget the condiments, I want a good steak now.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    Consider that date with my sister totally, irreversibly, and completely lost. And after you, I don't know why face paint was created. They obviously didn't think through the ramifications of that decision.
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    DVR Problems

    This may be it. We don't have a DVR but our channels are often choppy (service through Mediacom). It apparently has something to do with the fact our street gets a really low (negative) signal. Which they promised to fix a year ago, but. . .
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    No, lamb meat. The mint jelly was just created to cover up lamb that people cooked wrong. Like even though A1 is nice, if your steak is done right it should be eaten naked. I still don't know why mustard was created.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    You obviously haven't had it prepared correctly then. It is a gift, my friend. A gift.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    Mmm, lamb is a meat gift to mankind. And I don't care how much it deserves it, do you know how old that thing is? Mealy.
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    Camcorders

    We got ours at an amazing deal the day after Thanksgiving. If your due date is far enough out and it's worth it to you. . .
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    Really. No drink at a buffet is just. . . wrong. Like mustard.
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    How has that changed?
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    You liked me as Dex'sGrl too. :wink:
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    Mustard is the best condiment...

    Check the mafia thread. If anyone ever practiced safe posting/not in danger of post s.t.d.s, it's me.
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    VOTE: Cyclone or Hawkeye State?

    :biglaugh: from you, that's priceless.
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    Camcorders

    I had to figure there was a catch to some woman agreeing to have your child.